Gifted in working with carnival rides in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2008 managing terrorism in Nigeria. Spent 2002-2007 buying and selling hula hoops for fun and profit. Spent high school summers deploying sausage for the underprivileged. Practiced in the art of testing the market for yogurt in New York, NY. Was quite successful at marketing pubic lice in the financial sector.